Friday, February 25, 2011
Ed Broth’s book available again.
Glendale, CA, February 25, 2011 -- Ted L. Nancy, author of the "Letters from A Nut" series of hit comedy books, is proud to announce that "Stories From A Moron" is now available to download on Kindle, Nook, or your computer.
The book, long our of print, has become available on Amazon.com or Barnes and Noble online as well as a host of other digital booksellers. It is published by St. Martins Press, a division of Macmillan Books.
Ted L. Nancy, who is of course, Barry Marder, wrote the book under the name Ed Broth. It includes a Foreword by Jerry Seinfeld.
"I was sick under Canadian knockoff prescription medications when I wrote the Moron book, says Nancy. "I didn’t know my name for a blackout period of 4 months." Otherwise I would have written it under Ted L. Nancy. I am also Ed Broth. I am ashamed. (If anyone cares)
"Stories From A Moron" is short stories Mr. Broth wrote and sent to magazines ill suited for them. For instance, he would write a story about shorty pajamas drying on a clothesline and send it to a fencing magazine. The fencing magazine would return the story explaining their magazine was for people into the art of fencing and swordsmanship. Ed would resubmit the story and send it back now with some fencing jammed in to the same story.
Ed would then send that whole mess of a story to a steamboat cruise magazine. They would send it back as not right for them. Ed would add some steamboating - toot tooting - a steamboat captain - along with the drying pajamas and fencing and resend it.
"There’s enough nonsense in here for everybody," says Ted. The book has many weird illustrations by Alan Marder, who also illustrates all the Ted L. Nancy "Nut" books.
Ted L. Nancy® is a registered trademark of Barry Marder. His website is TEDLNANCY.COM
Jerry Seinfeld took Barry Marder on "Larry King Live" and "The Today Show" with Matt Lauer in September 2010 and revealed Marder as the true author of the "Letters From A Nut" books. Phyllis Murphy is Mr. Nancy’s muse. She DOES NOT like cole slaw. Keep it away from her.
For any inquiries contact Eric Bjorgum at 213-785-8070.Bjorgum is Ted’s Norwegian attorney.
Mr. Eric Bjorgum
Ted L. Nancy®
Every Company can now Setup their own Internet Shopping Cart Platform, without requiring Outsourced Specialists.
Woburn (Boston), MA, February 25, 2011 -- AuraPortal (www.auraportal.com), a global provider of Business Process Management (BPM) software, has announced today the international launch of their Online Commerce Module which allows companies to offer their products on the Internet to their customers, through an attractively designed and well organized web user interface with improved ease of use and comprehensive purchasing transaction capabilities.
AuraPortal has developed a complete e-Commerce (Online Commerce) Module, which includes Content Management, a Shopping Cart and a Payment Gateway, allowing companies to link all their Internet sales with their internal business processes workflow (BPM).
With this new Module, companies will be able to start their own Online Commerce channel without the need of IT programming. Hence, with AuraPortal their business employees can easily and rapidly design a totally customized system, with all transaction activity able to be monitored by the AuraPortal BPM Module.
AuraPortal has taken into account the integration with search engine positioning (e.g. Google), and therefore it includes the automatic creation of the Site-Map, in order to automatically publish every selling product in the internal indexes of these search systems.
"Sales operations have never been this automated", according to Pablo Trilles, Vice President of AuraPortal. "The integration of e-Commerce with existing and enhanced Sales and Supply Chain Processes is an extraordinary advancement. The fact that the e-Commerce environment can be handled completely by business users without any technical resource is also a greatly beneficial, which gives companies a tremendous amount of agility and flexibility, by reducing their time to market, and increasing their speed to business process enhancement."AuraPortal was the first BPM vendor to integrate CRM features into its BPMS, creating the first fully customizable CRM application based on business processes that are auto-executed (and without programming), in the international market.
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